Area police have been looking for noted playboy and pornograpgher Chester ” Dirty Sanchez” Morowski since early sunday morning. Apparently Morowski was last seen with the Westlake Junior High girls’ water polo team. Police say he enticed the girls with his luscious mustache and promises of “making them a star”. If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Morowski or the team please contact police immediately. He is said to be armed with a video camera and a deceptively suave demeanor. Please do not attempt to apprehend him on your own.
